The truth of "Chudley"
This sick, twisted individual is reportedly guilty of the following:
- General tomfoolery
- Use of "The Contraption" during WW2
- "Hard Clopping"
- Assault of Political rivals
- Connections to the Criminal underworld
- Rigged the 2028 elections
- Kicked my dog IRL
- Corporate espionage
- Faking death 4 times
- Unflushing toilets
- Highly suspected to be "The War Villain"
- War-Pigging in TF2
- Turned coat in the Revolutionary War
- Salting the earth of opposing lands
- Engaging in "Scorched earth tactics"
